• one gorgeous silk scarf. i wish i thought i'd ever wear it.
• one glass vase. painful, but likely i won't remember it in a week.
• a really lovely wooden keychain. there are a lot of keychains in the world.
• one lip gloss. very sticky.
• three embroidered pins. poor color choices.

• one stick of deodorant. which i hate but am, inexplicably, still using.
• one ugly orange vase. enough said.
• an eyeglasses case. nothing nice about it.
• a pencil sharpener. one of dozens.
• an old packet of cucumber seeds. it's oddly difficult to throw away the seeds i've failed to plant.

• a small portfolio of fifth grade art. but i frame the best ones.
• a tiny notebook. ubiquitous and so charming.
• one kids' book. i want to keep everything today.
• small blue vase. last of five, but finally.
• phone charger for the car. it is a tiny bit dangerous to get rid of these.

• a purple glass vase. i feel like i've thrown this away before...
• fascinatingly-shaped rubber gasket. for the shelley bag.
• plastic eyedropper. i rarely find myself in need of an eyedropper.
• the cloth case for my new earbuds. in the running for most ridiculous accessory to an accessory.
• a dress. the only dress i will ever own which i could wear braless. but do not. ever.

• two more sets of vinyl blinds. u.g.l.y.
• one more clear glass vase.
• one saucepan. trading in the old ones.
• one doormat. too small to really help in an oregon spring.Show all

• four glass vases.
• one drinking glass. soon i will be able to justify buying glassware that matches.

• one completely worn-out bra. nice to get your money's worth.
• one completely worn-out purse. ditto.
• one pair of tweezers, pink. prettier but less effective than the black ones.
• five clear glass vases. about time i got rid of that inventory.
• ten children's books. going to good homes.

• a promo leash from the vet's office. i wish they'd just use ours while we're there.
• a bottle of valerian capsules. expiration date '03.
• four of a set of five colored glass bud vases. i kept the blue one.

• a blue rubber dog brush. completely ineffective
• a picnic thermos. wrong size for martinis.
• a painted glass. i will never never use it.
• a small glass vase. bought for a project long since abandoned.
• a book, 1001 Ways To Market Your Small Business. sigh.