• one cloth shopping bag. less durable than the paper ones, which kind of makes you mad.
• one green glass. my fave. an accidental divestment.
• faith in humanity. fortunately this is a renewable resource.
• one glass pitcher. lovely and unused.
• an eyeglass case. these seem to be breeding in my drawers.

• one stick of deodorant. which i hate but am, inexplicably, still using.
• one ugly orange vase. enough said.
• an eyeglasses case. nothing nice about it.
• a pencil sharpener. one of dozens.
• an old packet of cucumber seeds. it's oddly difficult to throw away the seeds i've failed to plant.

• one bottle eyeglass cleaning fluid. this seems like a fake product.
• photos of family furniture. that i own. 
• a plastic ruler. substandard straight edge.
• one whoopie cushion. well-used.
• a set of crayon/pencils. very nice, barely used.

• glasses case. still on the fence about the glasses.
• eyeglass polishing cloth. though ubiquitous, these are truly never around when i need them.
• mother's day bookmark. sue me; it was not original artwork.
• piece of plastic. once part of... something.
• straw hat. how many ill-fitting straw hats does one family need?