• a remote control. no television to control.
• sunscreen. this will undoubtedly be past its usefulness when we finally see the sun again.
• a pair of toe-separator things. one would think we practiced pedicures here weekly.
• a bunion imitator thingy. an extra.
• a ring that must once have been a useful part of...something.

• two baby teeth. honestly, yuck.
• one key ring. i have a key ring. the kids have key rings. the spares are on a ring. this one is completely extraneous.
• two metal canisters. i adore these canisters; in five years i have not found a use for them.