• a broken ihome. there may be a replacement part out there, but i'm obviously never going to get it.
• a rubber ducky. done with bath toys.
• a chalkboard eraser. chalkboard?
• a tooth. maybe once belonged to a horse?
• a watch. the numbers are too small to read without glasses.

• two baby teeth. honestly, yuck.
• one key ring. i have a key ring. the kids have key rings. the spares are on a ring. this one is completely extraneous.
• two metal canisters. i adore these canisters; in five years i have not found a use for them.