• one green pinwheel. top? plastic junk either way.
• one red flashlight. it does not work. i'm accepting that.
• one film camera. nice in its day.
• two allen wrenches. ubiquitous before ikea?

• old boarding passes? how is this possible?
• set of camera chargers. none of which charge either of our cameras.
• one (cheap) digital camera. who still uses those?
• one checkbook cover. who still uses those?
• one tape measure. who still...? i mean, we have at least five others.

• extra earbud cushions. i assume there is a technical name for those.
• camera wrist strap. i think it's for a camera.
• ipod dock guard. again, guessing at the actual name.
• digital camera cd. not compatible with my operating system.
• printer cd. isn't everything online? electronics spawn many accessories of questionable value.

• a film camera. i have two identical ones - kind of nice, should film remain available.
• a bra. ill-fitting.
• a small cloth camera case. do i still own this camera?
• another rock! they are everywhere.
• a lovely blue crocheted purse.