• one collapsible laundry hamper. collapsing.
• one refrigerator magnet. ugly
• one vegetable peeler. i have another much better one.
• one nearly empty bag of hot cereal. we have two other kinds we don't seem to eat, either.
• one crappy aluminum pie tin. should i ever decide to bake a pie, i will purchase a much nicer one.

• a big stack of children's drawings. plenty more where they came from.
• a lingerie bag. for the washing machine. apparently i own two of them.
• a large painted glass rock. honestly.
• all of the school photos i never gave to anyone.
• a yoga mat. i am possibly the only person in america who does not do yoga.