• paint sample. hmmm, looks like glow in the dark.
• light switch. must have been replaced with... something else.
• electrical out. definitely replaced with a different one.
• switch plate. unused in this house.
• bunch of wires. which could likely be used in a really cool art project. but.

• two switch plate covers. they hide, or reproduce.
• one device that turns one outlet into three. i have a lot of outlets already.
• one earplug. not useful.
• one fabric bracelet. a very early sewing project by one child or another.

• a gorgeous blue shirt. refuses to look good on me.
• a plastic syringe. crafts, not drugs.
• a wire inbox. not at home.
• two switch plate covers. maybe that's the end of them.

• one bottle ophthalmic suppressant drops. canine, i think.
• one bottle cilantro tincture. i have no idea what that might be used for.
• one pair cheap sunglasses. very cute, too scratched up to see through.
• one switch plate cover. i know there are more...
• one children's book. almost done with the never-going-to-reads.

• a small kitchen table. i'm going to get into trouble for this one.
• my favorite pair of wool socks. sporting very large holes.
• hair detangler. they're either going to brush, or not.
• two switchplate covers. insidious!

• one switch plate cover. they are starting to rise to the surface like dead fish.
• one can of pepper spray with accompanying leather holster. i will never have the presence of mind to use this should the need arise.
• the pieces to a lock and knob set, minus the doorknobs themselves. hmmmm.
• a bottle of castor oil. i was too scared to use it.

• a pair of shoelaces. still in the package.
• a pair of towel rods. taken out of my bathroom one and a half years ago.
• a light fixture from the same bathroom.
• all of the hardware from the cupboards and drawers in that same small bathroom.
• an unused switch plate. i think there may be a lot of them knocking around.