• two glue sticks. we have a lot of glue sticks. 
• one book.now i can stop feeling guilty about not reading it.
• one dress. i have bad memories associated with this dress.
• one scarf. so pretty! never wear it.

• two pairs of pants. they don't fit and they no longer reflect my style. so easy!
• three bras. the hardest thing to fit, and the most important.

• one key. losing patience with all of the keys. shall i toss them all?
• one book. aged out.
• two chargers. they must go to something, but what?
• one pair hiking shoes. these have escaped the purge too many times.

• two skirts.
• one jacket.
• one pair of pants.
• one shirt. don't wear, don't wear, don't wear.

• one short gray skirt. too small.
• one sexy orange slip. too small.
• three more cd-r's. done with you. i hope.

• a box of green paperclips. so bright.
• a box of random hardware. so useless.
• a bright pink jewelry bag. so empty.
• a flowerpot. so ugly.
• a pair of socks. so worn out.

• one book. sent to a friend who will like it.
• two tiny bottles. potentially useful but...
• two jackets. that nobody seems to wear.

• three more shirts. i really need some new shirts.
• two more book. i really do not need any more books.

• two linen napkins. time to rethink our napkin situation.
• another twin sheet. where are they hiding??
• a top sheet. we don't really use these anymore.
• a sweater. it's just kind of weird.

• yet another t-shirt. i didn't realize i had this many.
• two pairs of socks. that i don't really like much.
• two pairs of underwear. as above.

• a pair of jeans i hate. what a relief.
• a t-shirt. never. going. to. wear. it.
• a pair of leggings. bequeathed to someone who will wear them.
• two more long-sleeved t shirts that no longer fit. clearly it's time to go shopping.

• an ice pack sleeve. looks complicated, if effective.
• a tiny roll of bandage/tape. losing its stickiness.
• a pumice stone. one is enough.
• two more t-shirts. i hope i am done with t-shirts for a while.

• three lovely pieces of sleepwear. nice to look at but never worn.
• one baskety thing. for organizing something. which i guess i don't own.
• one paper bowl. this has been hard to purge but it's finally going.

• one small skateboarding helmet. that was a fun phase.
• three t-shirts. if they didn't get worn all summer...
• one poster. i still love you, barak obama.

one gorgeous glass bowl. with one enormous chip.
a pair of child's leggings. inexplicably living in my drawer.
one giant binder. which will likely have to be replaced sometime soon.
a pair of shower gloves. which make me shudder ever time i see them.
a small mirror. enough reflection, already.

• one cannibalized stair-stepper. squeaky, no stats.
• one tiny trash can. inconvenient and surprisingly noisy.
• three bikini bottoms. teenager.

eight single socks. sigh.

• one pair of slippers. too well used, and too unsightly for further use.
• all the plastic plates and bowls. did i learn nothing from montessori?
• a key that fits no locks. somewhere a door is permanently closed.
• two throw pillows. the name says it all.

• a pair of trouser socks. what?
• a pair of underwear. uncomfortable.
• a jar of semi-dried up something from the bathroom. hmmmmm.
• a pad of sticky notes. cool looking but not useful.
• a pack of sticky flags with owls on them. adorable!

• five more t-shirts. where do they come from?