• a small piece of the car. which no longer fits.
• a vacuum attachment. which is just plain dumb.
• a tablecloth. never quite clean enough.
• a pile of small day of the dead paper plates. cake, please.
• a stack of birthday paper plates. still no cake.

• mardi gras beads. an ecological nightmare.
• one package of straight pins. these are very cool.
• two packages of needles. we have apparently been mistaken for people who mend.
• one small beaded, sequined box. ornament. box.
• pumpkin carving patterns. a travesty.
• ancient egypt art kit. decorate your own tomb.
• a sewing tin. fake vintage.
• black costume sash. looks flammable.
• blue modelling clay. we are more about 2d.
• one bottle motor oil. inferior, apparently.

• one rear windshield. pretty suddenly.
• one rock. gifted, not discarded.
• five rubber whales. but just very little ones.