• three jars. if there is nothing in them, i fail to see their purpose.
• two small flashlights. there is a point at which fixing things seems more trouble than it's worth.

• one pair of slippers. too well used, and too unsightly for further use.
• all the plastic plates and bowls. did i learn nothing from montessori?
• a key that fits no locks. somewhere a door is permanently closed.
• two throw pillows. the name says it all.

• one more green plastic cup. a terrible shade of green.
• one bar stinky soap. not in my shower...
• three makeup sticks. eyes? lips? brows? i'm not good at makeup.