Friday, September 29, 2017


  • a sheaf of papers. elementary school reading list?
  • six photographs printed on plain paper. surely these exist in a more durable form elsewhere.
  • a drawing. no one's best work.
  • a software cd. sneaky bugger!
  • a pile of old jewelry. sent off to a fundraiser.


Thursday, September 28, 2017


  • the remote control for the air conditioner. honestly.
  • another rock. apparently named jack.
  • a pen cap thumb drive. sans pen.
  • a glass mug. volunteer recognition. thanks!
  • a 3d postcard featuring stonehenge. it really is cool.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017


  • one pair of curtains. long stored, no longer desired.
  • one bottle pet shampoo. no more pets.
  • one tube face cream. smell is important!
  • a small box with a tiny jar and miniscule post-it notes. no idea.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017


  • a chipped mug. gotta have standards.
  • a pillowcase. the number of pillow cases that find their way into this house is alarming.
  • a sheet. thought i'd caught all the twin-sized bedding.
  • two bottles of lic shampoo. power of positive thinking!

Monday, September 25, 2017


  • an ice pack sleeve. looks complicated, if effective.
  • a tiny roll of bandage/tape. losing its stickiness.
  • a pumice stone. one is enough.
  • two more t-shirts. i hope i am done with t-shirts for a while.

Sunday, September 24, 2017


  • three lovely pieces of sleepwear. nice to look at but never worn.
  • one baskety thing. for organizing something. which i guess i don't own.
  • one paper bowl. this has been hard to purge but it's finally going.

Saturday, September 23, 2017


  • one cd. not sure how this one has survived the purge.
  • one tiny bottle of lotion. ditto
  • one key. to someone's car...
  • one nail clipper for pets. sad reminder of all the pets.
  • one black christmas tree soap, covered in green glitter. creepy.


Friday, September 22, 2017


  • a paper rainbow hanging decoration. cute.
  • a pocket mirror. without a pocket.
  • a small plush toy. uninvited guest.
  • a "splat ball". shudder.
  • a small stack of temporary tattoos. adorable!

Thursday, September 21, 2017


  • one curtain rod. too short and ugly.
  • another curtain rod. which i meant to fix eight years ago.
  • two pamphlets from a previous job. goodbye and good luck.
  • paperwork from a long ago fmla leave. who cares?


Wednesday, September 20, 2017


  • one small skateboarding helmet. that was a fun phase.
  • three t-shirts. if they didn't get worn all summer...
  • one poster. i still love you, barak obama.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017


  • an ugly art project. it happens.
  • a leopard-print change purse. ???
  • a portable dvd player. ancient technology!
  • a cell phone external charger. whatever.
  • a set of glasses. a gift that has been hard to let go of.

Sunday, September 17, 2017


  • a pair of beloved crocs. even gardening shoes reach a point of no return.
  • a clock. it's been showing the wrong time for at least two weeks, so apparently i don't really use it.
  • seven bottles of nail polish. an obsession comes to an end.

Friday, September 15, 2017


  • one graphic novel. it's zeus!
  • one tube of lip gloss. extremely pink.
  • one glue pen. which seems like one iteration too many.
  • a neti pot. such a great idea. but no.
  • one dishtowel? cleaning cloth? with a lovely tree motif.


Wednesday, September 6, 2017


  • a small piece of the car. which no longer fits.
  • a vacuum attachment. which is just plain dumb.
  • a tablecloth. never quite clean enough.
  • a pile of small day of the dead paper plates. cake, please.
  • a stack of birthday paper plates. still no cake.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017


  • twenty paper grocery bags. not sure how this keeps happening.