Thursday, August 31, 2017


  • three packages of fancy paper napkins. as if.
  • one pillow case. old, old, old.
  • one small calendar. a formerly nice way to include art in one's day.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017


  • eight books. traded for three new ones. still a net loss.

Friday, August 18, 2017


  • five wire hangers. curse you, wire hangers!

Saturday, August 12, 2017

one gorgeous glass bowl. with one enormous chip.
a pair of child's leggings. inexplicably living in my drawer.
one giant binder. which will likely have to be replaced sometime soon.
a pair of shower gloves. which make me shudder ever time i see them.
a small mirror. enough reflection, already.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017


  • one cannibalized stair-stepper. squeaky, no stats.
  • one tiny trash can. inconvenient and surprisingly noisy.
  • three bikini bottoms. teenager.

Monday, August 7, 2017

eight single socks. sigh.