Tuesday, January 31, 2017


  • three jars. if there is nothing in them, i fail to see their purpose.
  • two small flashlights. there is a point at which fixing things seems more trouble than it's worth.

Saturday, January 28, 2017


  • one pair of slippers. too well used, and too unsightly for further use.
  • all the plastic plates and bowls. did i learn nothing from montessori?
  • a key that fits no locks. somewhere a door is permanently closed.
  • two throw pillows. the name says it all.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017


  • one more green plastic cup. a terrible shade of green.
  • one bar stinky soap. not in my shower...
  • three makeup sticks. eyes? lips? brows? i'm not good at makeup.