Saturday, August 12, 2017

one gorgeous glass bowl. with one enormous chip.
a pair of child's leggings. inexplicably living in my drawer.
one giant binder. which will likely have to be replaced sometime soon.
a pair of shower gloves. which make me shudder ever time i see them.
a small mirror. enough reflection, already.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

  • one cannibalized stair-stepper. squeaky, no stats.
  • one tiny trash can. inconvenient and surprisingly noisy.
  • three bikini bottoms. teenager.

Monday, August 7, 2017

eight single socks. sigh.

Thursday, June 29, 2017

  • two hairbrushes. of seven???
  • one pad post-it notes. so limiting, those tiny squares.
  • one bottle of supplemental amino acids. so many supplements. still tired.
  • one pocket calendar. still not used halfway through the year.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

  • one old toilet brush. *shudder*
  • three fitted sheets. twin beds are a thing of the past!
  • one rock. yes, another one.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

  • one more piece of muddy tupperware. no more plastic containers.
  • two bottles of dried up tempera paint. living in the garage for some reason.
  • some very pink ribbon. ghastly.
  • most of an outdoor solar light. the rest is likely under ground by now.

Monday, June 26, 2017

  • five artists' business cards. sorry paper, digital connection is the law of the land.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

one can of the finally dried up remains of that ugly pink paint. in the end everyone hated it.
one can of rust-infused ceiling paint. because ceilings are the worst.
the pot that caught fire. good memories but yuck.
two composite flower pots. hope someone wants them because they may exist for a thousand years.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

  • a mug. beloved, and one of a pair. seems cruel to separate them, but then there is the chip.
  • several batteries. apparently they lose their juice simply sitting on a shelf. slackers.

Friday, February 3, 2017

  • a jar of hair...stuff. must have used it once upon a time.
  • six oddly-shaped post-it pads. i live in a post-post-it world.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

  • one cloth shopping bag. less durable than the paper ones, which kind of makes you mad.
  • one green glass. my fave. an accidental divestment.
  • faith in humanity. fortunately this is a renewable resource.
  • one glass pitcher. lovely and unused.
  • an eyeglass case. these seem to be breeding in my drawers.

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

  • three jars. if there is nothing in them, i fail to see their purpose.
  • two small flashlights. there is a point at which fixing things seems more trouble than it's worth.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

  • one pair of slippers. too well used, and too unsightly for further use.
  • all the plastic plates and bowls. did i learn nothing from montessori?
  • a key that fits no locks. somewhere a door is permanently closed.
  • two throw pillows. the name says it all.