Tuesday, November 4, 2014


  • one bottle yoga mat cleaner. who am i kidding?
  • one tiny set of wind chimes. the children put things in my way when they do not want to throw them away themselves.
  • one set closet door hardware. still the wrong size.
  • a pair of biking shoes. for spinning. hahahahaha.
  • one t-shirt. re-regifting.


Tuesday, September 16, 2014


  • one small box with lid. very nice. inexplicably empty.
  • one device for filing the nails. i have never understood the purpose of this tool.
  • the remainder of a bottle of lotion. aveda. way too much aroma, therapeutic or otherwise.
  • one light fixture. that's a generous description.
  • one pair crutches. don't remind me.